Quote from @Zack Berridge: Quote from @Baron Moss: I am looking to rent a home in the Houston-Katy-Richmond- Missouri City area to open A Residential Assisted  Living facility. 

He discovered there was high demand for Bachelorette parties, so he turned it all pink and marketed it for Bachelorettes.

Intercontinental Hotel at the Oak Bar on the plaza. 

It was original down to the pink toilets.

How do ya end a war with an O&G baron invading a nation?

@Colleen Barone this has so many layers on it but read this post on seasoning HERE and this post (at least the first section) HERE. 

Think robber barons and their decedents.

One year Belgian DJ dubstep duo Ganga White Night was playing Red Rocks Amphitheater and booked, they loved it so much regardless of the plastic wrapped balconies, locked cabinets and pink elephant themed baby room that they asked to rent it again the following year.

@Baron Wheeler,Have you considered house hacking?

Treating property management as "passive" income lowers the bar on professionalism and hurts both tenants and properties.