Things are never rainbows and butterflies, so don't get frustrated when it’s not perfect.Assuming you do a good job screening tenants, and there are no huge problems found on the inspection, then this will be a good dealCF = 1/2*Rent - P&IP&I = 308.74 (assuming 5.5% IR and 30 year fixed)Rent = 700*2 = 1,400 (low priced rent = choice of tenant, and less stress as a landlord)CF = 1/2*(1400) - $308.74CF = $391.26/mo.IMO this is great CF considering how conservative this calculation is.

I drive to my job doing what(You guessed it) mortgages, I come home and between the kids, school (Yes I'm in my 30's and I go to school full time- I'm jamaican geez we like having tons of jobs) I want to search for homes instead of doing my homework- Its the last thing I think about before I sleep and the first thing when I wake up- I will talk and gush about it like a lover if I found someone willing to listen long enough..A great house or a great deal actually gives me butterflies in the stomach.

I've now decided to step out (sweat...butterflies...etc.)

I am great with numbers, motivated, and according to my friends a "social butterfly."

Can anyone help me with the butterflies or if you're in Vegas maybe we can meet up for lunch and you can run run it down for me. 

Vernon/Seton Hill area is well on it's way to being gentrified, good rents for relatively cheap houses.If you look at a map of Baltimore and imagine a butterfly on top of the map, you want to live in the body and stay away from the wings.

Smart guy bought a chunk of raw land here is silly-con Valley.Took it to our mutual attorney,long story short, it was LAND locked and protected habitat for butterflies.

What if they ask about the preliminary note that rolls over into the mortgage with 2 supreme points unicorns butterflies banana.What the heck would I answer to that?!

We were extremely nervous about our first property being out of state, but the butterflies decrease exponentially as you do more.

Maybe if you two are "social butterflys" and can get people to buy/list with you then I suppose you would be good to go.