It's Time to List a Rental
It's time to list a rental
It will happen now and then
A new house is purchased
And the phone will ring again
I start with the first step
I post some ads online
They don't know how to read well
Or they cannot read mine
I get the same questions
I posted in the ad
If I wasn't such an angel
I would surely go mad
Can I bring my dog here
The listing says no pets
And don't want those smokers
But I see their cigarettes
People, just work with me
Read what I have written
You're wasting my time
If you're keeping your kitten
If you're unemployed
Or had some evictions
You're gonna get rejected
If you've had some convictions
I know you're out looking
For your next residence
If you think you'll just trash it
Don't want your negligence
I only want the good ones
Who will pay all their rent
The first of every month
Without an argument
So the apps I will take
A good one I will find
This is why I do this
Not to lose my mind!
Comments (8)
I'd love to have someone lay down a beat and rap out these poems ... then post to YouTube! (It would be even more popular with cats in the background.)
Dawn Anastasi, over 9 years ago
Dawn:
That sounds like a challenge to Brandon Turner ...
Roy N., over 9 years ago
This would be truly amazing. @Brandon Turner
Allison Leung, over 9 years ago
@Dawn Anastasi
I'd take you up on that, 'cept I've given up my rapping days now that I'm much older. Well, not much older. :)
P.S. I sent you a PM.
Arthur Banks, over 9 years ago
I may know just the right person for that. He's not on BP. He does cute kittens in space pictures too.
I'll ask.
Bram Spiero, over 9 years ago
Great job Dawn! So true...
Michele Fischer, over 9 years ago
fantastic
Robert M., over 9 years ago
@Dawn Anastasi
[ROTFLMAO] .... I enjoyed that ... it's just sad that it's true.
Roy N., over 9 years ago