@Eric Burger so I have not viewed the current BP lease for Colorado so I can't comment on that.

They complain about how expensive rent is ($550 a month in this case) but refuse to leave their minimum-wage job at Burger King for one of the many jobs available that pay better.

we made moose head cheese for him, I work at the airport where the show flying wild Alaska  was centered, cut up a moose on camera for them. 

This prevents five friends from pooling their Burger King money together and turning a house into a party zone.

The current countertops are green, like moldy cheese green!

Into eating cheese? 

For what it's worth, some ideas I've seen pitched are grocery bundles (e.g. a breakfast bundle for 2-4 people with eggs, bacon, bagels, cream cheese, and OJ all pre-stocked in the fridge), meal kits, a pre-stocked drink fridge, charcuterie boards, premium coffee selection, bike/e-bike/scooter/kayak/canoe rentals, video game consoles, upgraded work-from-home office amenities (e.g. oversized computer monitor), etc.I'm not a lawyer, but cocktail kits, bottles of wine, local craft beer, and other alcoholic items seem like they would fall into a grey area from liability perspective. 

Much like Burger King and McDonalds go in next to each other because they know it generates more business for each of them, so too, the more lenders listed in the directory creates more traffic and should benefit all of you http://www.biggerpockets.com/rei/lenders/

That or a Bubba Burger.

You realize what you're asking is which is better, an airplane, or a cheese pizza?