Invest in my own backyard since I’m new at this or go grab my “ cheeseburger in Paradise”?

The first is that the existing doors are greasy or oily and need to be cleaned.

Greasy fingerprints on the wall is not wear and tear.  

And if someone decides they wanna change over and start eating regular mainstream meals again, perhaps a McDonald's cheeseburger for lunch- what then; do you serve them an eviction notice???

4) Who your services are for/ what problems you solve..5) Offer the solutionExample: "how it works" sectionThe first thing we do is we drop down on our knees and give the greasy tile floor a serious massive 1 foot lick.

Catching them on camera whining about how some greasy "investor" screwed them out of their perfect move-in ready home would be a plus. 

It cleans thing I never thought would come clean, especially greasy stuff.

Too much stuff going down can cause problems, especially if it is greasy.

This is a snowy depressing midwestern hellscape of dirty, broke, unemployed tenants with 21 dogs and they cook greasy foods and touch all the walls and sit around all day smoking tweeds and trying to stuff q-tips in the drains! 

You'll find them in greasy spoon diners in the morning and the gold circuit gym class.