You are not a bank and if they don't have a job they can get cash from, or friends, or relative, or get a payday loan, or can't get a loan against their car, or don't have a priest to turn to then why should you think you have to be their savior. 

We buy haunted properties for a fraction of the cost and bring in a real good priest to clean it up.

Her reply I cant put up , but she made George Carlin sound like a priest .

There are definitely some cities where you NEED to live there to cut through all the shenanigans, and there are other cities that are fine but limited in infrastructure and the team on the ground (think of small cities where they don't have "property management companies" but individual realtors or priests who informally take the role as a side job).

Dress like nuns and priests holding candles.