Or, think about if someone gets injured on the property and ends up with a life-long disability.

This was the strategy I used when I successfully sued the my state government on behalf of my disabled son.Your ex-tenant needs to prove that she was injured, and that your actions were a "proximate cause" of her injuries, and that the amount she is suing for is reasonable in light of her presumed injuries. 

Another twenty-seven thousand will be injured, and the agency expects that it will need to provide shelter for a million displaced people, and food and water for another two and a half million.""...we now know that the odds of the big Cascadia earthquake happening in the next fifty years are roughly one in three.

If not "injured" I would probably never found this place and have been learning so much and knowing that I was not prepared for retirement.  

You could do a self help eviction if you want to get sued and possibly physically injured.

Limbs have fallen on a couple of cars & caused damage, and could just as easily injure somebody. 

If someone injures themselves and sues, they will be suing the LLC and not you personally.

If they make an attempt they will probably injure themselves, setting them back further and worse discouraging future attempts.

Great idea, so when someone gets shot, injured or killed you get sued for preventing a person their constitutional right to protect themselves.

He was injured so bad that his brother and parents were told he wouldn’t live.