The call sounded very real, with police station background noise and none of the usual giveaways like clumsy language.

Having someone who’s been through it before really helps cut through the noise and avoid mistakes that cost time and money.I’ve guided a few newer investors through that exact process, and it’s amazing how much clarity it gives when you have a framework to evaluate deals and decide your next steps.

I've never personally had an issue with this, but I've heard of in-unit daycares becoming a huge noise problem for neighbors.

They create noise pollution, and light pollution at night.Technology for data centers is improving but not fast enough.

Noise complaints, safety complaints, nuisences, etc- those are legal matters, not landlord matters.As for your specific situation- they're just reaching out to you because they think you have money and the tenants probably don't, but the tenants are the ones creating the theoretical nuisance. 

Sam, great question—this is one we wrestle with all the time managing smaller multi-unit buildings here in DC.Here are a few systems that have worked well for us, when we’re managing remotely:- One reliable “eyes and ears” tenantUsually there’s at least one long-term resident who cares about how the property is kept.

Short-term guests may violate rules, arrive late, make noise, or leave a mess, while long-term tenants can introduce residential-level challenges—like hoarding or attempting to live without paying for extended periods.

If you want to chat real estate I can talk your ear off.  

You hire a management company to be your eyes and ears, so it’s crucial they conduct regular inspections.

Ignore the noise.