Hillsboro, Oregon is a stopping point for many Submarine Cables of Fiber Optic bundles that come from around the world on the ocean floor.

Looks like a boring Corn field in the middle of nowhere. 

And I require a high fiber diet! 

. 🧐😨 Too much cheese and not enough fiber your honor.🫣😱 

I often wonder if the remote location (20 minutes up the mountain) is a turnoff and travelers are starting to prefer motel-like accommodations that are close to the main highways.Houses in the middle of the woods with no view, houses that are non-cabin style like they belong in a normal major city suburb, no game room, no deck to take in the view, no hot tub, no area for a fire pit, no room for extra activities like corn hole or throwing the football, poor driveway, steep entrance, tons of stairs etc.

And its good to keep things light and not so serious all the time.. but thats probably why your vote to post is the way it is.. 100's of posts with nothing more than  a bucket of pop corn  LOL.. now keep in mind I dont know how to put any pictures on BP  or any cartoons or anything like that I would have to have my granddaughter come over and show me how to do it.. and then I would forget how to do it anyway..

@Quinlan Moran I was actually corn and raised in Waco.

They did not like that.My only other experience was when I visited my then girlfriend, now wife when she was interning at Owens Corning for the summer.

I mean it is possible that Xfinity had a fiber cut or something blew out in a storm or something that services that location and it could be out of their control.  

Look forRoads on two sides, good cell or fiber optics, trees, rock or boulders, water, ditches to build ponds, views, walk out basements, seclusion but close.