And, finally, I've lost count of the number of resumes I've reviewed where the applicant had a college degree in a subject that bore absolutely no resemblance or had any bearing on what jobs they worked after graduation. 

It is not even a close resemblance of reality 

Then do something in real estate that most similarly resembles that.

Rent rolls can be requested, but many, many land lords simply don't keep anything that really resembles an actual rent roll. 

I once bought a tax Leon certificate for a home that resembled a shed in a rural area, and was able to profit from the transaction a little over a year later.

@Melissa TaylorI would feel the full rehab and flip to be the better scenario where there's a complete makeover and little or nothing resembling the previous situation. 

I think what is missing from your model is anything resembling a plan. 

From what I can tell, all you have at this point is a long rambling email with the only mention of anything remotely resembling a solution is the mention of the word “subletting”. 

@Steven Sokolow The market is hot right now making it ridiculously hard to find anything that resembles a deal.

@Aron D.I guess I have to draw the line that shows the resemblance.