So, offering them to just anyone and everyone will slow down our operation so unfortunately just freely offering our resources isn't feasible.Not comparing us to Apple haha but if someone wanted to build an iPhone themselves, I doubt Apple would give them contact details to their supplier in China or bank contacts in Ireland to avoid US taxes lol 

As people have mentioned, need to keep it apples to apples. 

D areas should be avoided completely.Apples to apples  strong B A area in Summerlin / vegas for example at 300k should get you 2200 in rent or so but tax's will be about 1500 to 1700 a year.. you will have next to zero in desert landscape costs and the homes are generally 1990 or newer  stucco  tile roofs  etc and can easily be self managed.. 

We currently have two barns (needing some rehab), chickens, and a garden.

The property was bought in the 80's and wasn't expensive at that time, and they had the house built, which also was not expensive, but it is a very nice house, about 2,000 square feet 3 bedroom, two bath home with a walk-up attic, attached two car garage, drive in full basement/garage and property with woods and a good 40x60 solid detached barn/shop with a concrete floor.I know it is a little outside to purview of this forum, but I am grasping around at straws.

The first time I read it, I immediately put it down, got in my car and drove to Barnes & Noble, bought HAMLET, read it through, and understood it.

We had bought flights to fly back there and work on it, and have a hot tub coming and a game barn ordered and have renters already signed up blah blah blah.

The contracts are all standardized and extremely homeowner friendly, so it's always an apples-to-apples comparison of what service you'd be getting.Good luck, Dan!

As a landlord, most bullets don’t apple. 

Maybe more expensive than conventional financing but that is comparing apples and oranges.