I've created scrips for them to follow and have configured the call forwarding to ring their office prior to tenants reaching my voicemail. 

If you can't find a configuration with yourself, dad and/or mom that passes muster you'll likely have more success just getting a commercial loan. 

The ability to take several parcels and re-configure them in a way that should triple my money even if I just sold the lots and did not develope.

If you can prove the property was in the current configuration prior to the 2001 UDC update, and the zoning is not correct for the current land use, then your property is considered "non-conforming" subject to the underlying zoning. 

Also the configuration doesn't look like it would work.

Never seen one split for multiple tenants either due to the preexisting configuration but hopefully the demand in your market will help you determine the best way forward.

On that size house I would expect something around $5k, depending on the configuration of the house. 

We never chose the property type, configuration, location, or rental range.

BP Nation,I'm looking for some help on how to properly configure a Series LLC for asset protection with Land Trusts for anonymity.

Possibly splits the electrical bill as well.Do you see any risks with this configuration ???