Well they paid this one man to pick up trash during the week and go around and draw lines for parking spaces or fix anything that would break in three small food area that they also offered if customers got hungry or Thirsty.

The best I can do is having a custom shed installed (something about 6'x12'x6') out in the front yard (is this even being too generous?

I've got a long time customer that almost never looks at the good deals I send them, but send me deals that are trash. 

Another factor for multifamily property (5+ units), is the Debt Service Coverage Ratio (DSCR), which is a relationship between the payment for the property and how much income the property generates each month. 

Save for the next house from the cash-flow you generate from renting.

Easy reads and they use real person experiences to help generate a common ground for you.

But I wouldn't want to underestimate the power of a big news-generating company like Tesla announcing the CA->TX move as it feeds into the headlines and momentum of Austin as the new up-and-coming tech center in the minds of many news-watchers out there and will make decisions over the years to come of where they want to be/move to be part of the action of the future. 

Definitely not the customer service type attitude I would expect.  

We have a customer who is in a storage unit without paying.

But, essentially, your first step here should be to figure out how you're going to start generating income.