I knew the house would be an easy sell with four bedrooms, 2.5 bath and attached 3 car garage.

Hey @Steve K. yeah the slate is actually in great shape so I'd hate to risk messing it up and we're in Boston so we're lucky to squeeze in a car much less a ground solar unit :) Do you do installs yourself there or just in Colorado? 

We have to fix the wild out of control form of math first , then move forward to then control the rest of it.For example: commercial retail taxes needs to be taxed per foot-per proximity to corners and/or car counts, amount of parking, etc.

I work part time at a car dealership and my technical job title is car detailer, but I rarely do that.

You  may have had a cassette player in your first car. 

A degree is also not required for many sales positions such as real estate sales or car sales.

The loan officer says everything checks out and is ready to write me the approval except my DTI is artificially high and told me I need to figure out a way to prove that it is lower.My only debts are my car loan, my student loan, and my rent.

Other than that, they don't come around to check.I had a SFR rental  tenant complaining about a neighboring house rented to roommates, they often have friends coming over to play cards, park their cars in the public street in front of our SFR.

I owe nothing on student loans because I worked my butt off during those 4 years and only owe about $8500 on my car with a few other small debts like a 0% interest computer loan and a credit card with a balance of $500 on it I want to buy home rather than rent because there is no reason to pay a mortgage payment every month and not receive anything in return other than a roof over my head.

Lol That is like a used car salesman telling you to not check the car history.