You can get a dishwasher and some extra storage space, and take your clothes out of the greasy kitchen ;)

@Joshua HollandsworthYou can transfer the debt to someone else by selling the car... get a 3k commuter, and 10 years from now when your rolling in greasy piles of cashflow you can buy whatever car you want.Compounding interest is a butiful thing and it works in realestate as well. 

I was always tired and eating cheeseburgers and trying not to get ripped off by vendors, employees, landlords and other food trucks.

Rockets plus spaghetti equals cheeseburgers.

[Have you a similar greasy explanation to offer the IRS as to what happened to $100k that'll mysteriously disappear from your account?

It is in the Foster Tower Building above Cheeseburger in Paradise-A $5k a month maintenance fee is a lot, even for Waikiki! 

For example, McDonald's has the same procedures of making a cheeseburger all around the world.

For example, McDonald's has the same procedures of making a cheeseburger all around the world.

It feels like "dead money" since I can't (directly) buy a cheeseburger with home equity.

I use greasy cash in my hot little hand.