Money Mustache would say I park it in a Vanguard VTI (United States).

Leave 2% for the way you analyze milk

You can't grow a flourishing mustache and make extravagant promises about your "gently pre-owned vehicles" as a used car salesman.

No telling it wasn't from a previous landlord. ( She hadn't been vetted yet. ) Just saying, if the milk smells bad, I don't have to drink it to prove it.

My strategy is not to milk a cheap house for as much as I can, but rather it is to offer a residence that is reliable, presentable, and fairly priced for both myself and the tenant. 

Plus...Not sure which HML you're talking to...as most are eager beavers to lock down a rookie flipper at 3 points 15% interest and start the milking

When the entire national market has been breast-fed government steroid milk for going on 12 years now, it’s no surprise that even the last places to recover from the 2008-2010 crash have finally now fully recovered and are appreciating.

Those people will milk it as long as they can.   

And when the tenants feel like they're leaving in peace, they're less likely to damage the unit or try to milk it.

But with no penalties whatsoever, there is really no reason for these types of tenants not to milk your property for all their worth.