Most properties they have to bush hack up and down hills and through jungle.  

Buying a property on the MLS by borrowing money to pay closing costs is almost as bad as it gets.Just because someone is willing to do a SubTo (Subject To) (allow you to take over their financing) doesn't mean you should do that.You treat a sandy area at the beach differently than a wet sandy area in the jungle.

No soul.And then we wonder why it doesn’t book.The brutal truth:In 2025, the game isn’t about having a property.It’s about selling an experience—visually, emotionally, and strategically.People don’t buy beds.They buy sunsets.They buy vibes.They buy the feeling of waking up barefoot, opening the window, and seeing nothing but jungle or ocean. 

After all, navigating the real estate jungle requires more than just a friendly smile and a catchy sales pitch.

Purchase price: $145,900 Cash invested: $90,000 Sale price: $342,500 The big items to note were the kitchen transformation with the Hex tile floors, the backyard which was a jungle when we started, and the refinished floors that were in terrible shape from a house full of large dogs. but there wasn't much that didn't get changed out or painted over.

Let’s talk about one of the most misunderstood and dangerous risks in Mexican real estate:🛑 Ejido land.If you’re ever offered land that seems too cheap to be true — especially near beaches, jungles, or on the outskirts of tourist towns like Tulum or Bacalar — there’s a good chance it’s ejido land.So, what is ejido land?

The alternative is people jammed in concrete jungles telling people who live the green lifestyle.  

Getting legal advice from an online "opinion" based forum is like drinking an unknown substance in the jungles of Papua New Guinea.

----The biggest noobie-trap I see is buying OOS because the low price points have an irresistible allure and totally mesmerize them like the snake Kaa in The Jungle Book! 

Urban living is a jungle and if I only heard footsteps, I would suspect the world had come to an end.