I'd rather be without water for a few days than AC...that's not a joke.  

When people think of real estate investing, the phrase “monthly cash flow” often steals the spotlight — and yes, consistent rental income is a great benefit.

Unless you can identify, right up front, that the Investor has deeper pockets and is fair to Contractors...It always makes me chuckle when I see the phrase 'Investor friendly Contractor'....that means that the investor wants someone who will do what they want for less $$.

I paid $100.00 and took over the mortgage, no joke.

I'm not catching the joke. 

I know this sounds harsh, but I've been there: I was broke as a joke after my divorce and I believe that if there is a will you can find a way.I appreciate the grounding here with the drawbacks.

This one I was able to trace to Gemini (Gemini spit out pretty the same answer with the same phrases when I pasted the original question to it). 

"If you get a listing as a seller, feel free to text it to me." is a common phrase I hear.

The Dept of Consumer Protection was a joke and was of no help either.

The municipal person got my making a joke of the process as I explained this and waived it.