I FORGOT TO INSERT THE CURRENT RENT

What the agent might have done is use a template that has 6 months but typically those are inserted by hand.

The house is far from square in many ways and the cabinets are level so either the soffit gets extended down or I get some sort of insert made up to fill the gap.

This is going to be what you do for the rest of your life as you constantly tweak and insert what you learned into action. 2.

It will also allow you to gain focus on your new goal of buying a property by {insert date} in {insert market}.

Or at least insert a clause in the contract giving you the right to postpone closing for two weeks if lender takes longer than expected. 

Anyone who invests in anything knows there is a saying that goes something like this"whether you are bearish or bullish on [insert ticker symbol, market index, real estate, etc], you will be right sooner or later - the question is when"People who are bearish on real estate just keep pushing the year further and further out, until finally they see a pullback that is large enough to say "I told you so" when in all actually, I personally believe that todays highs will still be higher than next years lows.

@Dean Letfus I keep seeing threads like: "I live in Vancouver/Toronto and can't afford anything here, looking for advice on investing in (insert any trash city USA here)."

Inserting an intermediary does not change the end result.

So, I would post a pay or quit notice with a short letter inserted at the beginning stating that I took ownership on a certain date and that rent of $XXX is due beginning from that date.