Add coconut water or ice tea with the bottled water.

But if you are getting anxious just reading a book, then being a landlord is not your cup of tea. 

I agree with the comments above.Most important is a fully furnished, comfortable property with the basic amenities: coffee, teas, functional kitchen (all utensils, spices, cooking and baking, etc.)

This hotel may not be everyone's favorite cup of tea.

And investing into a correction with no information about where the bottom is, well let’s just say it’s not my cup of tea

Most don't use them all; some fill them themselves with their preferred coffee or tea.  

.: Well if you say so, I've been there and found it not my cup of tea.

May not be your cup of tea but they are cost efficient and they work to add passive income at a fraction of the cost to build a SFH.There are a few "Tiny Home" builders in Tampa and Manatee doing a ton of business.  

Coffee, Tea, creamer, snacks plus all spices and condiments.  

Other low-cost amenities that can boost ROI include a coffee and tea station with basic supplies, a welcome basket with snacks and water, or small outdoor games like cornhole.