Smell, hair, pee, etc.

I think a bit of hesitancy on the part of developers can be good, because one of the phenomena that happens is that developers are too industrious and ambitious, and they overbuild, creating a huge glut of supply in a market downturn, making landlords want to pull their hair out. 

The nice part about glue down vs T&G is that if a section ever gets damaged you can use a hair dryer to warm it up, peel it off and replace it.

Young Realtors aren't really expected to be millionaires yet, you need a couple gray hairs to pull that off.

You are still the owner and you will have to fix any big-ticket maintenance problem, but that rule will cut out 99% of the nuisance calls from a tenant and get the property out of your hair in a couple of years.

I own a group of franchise hair salons and we are moving through hundreds of customers per day. 

If you get lucky, there'll be some grey-haired/bald guys with decades of experience that are honestly there to share.

I can literally make an offer on your house right now, sight unseen. 1 doll hair that is my offer its official.

We can tell that by cleaning up dog hair.

Look for neighborhoods where there are lots of people with bad hats and bad facial hair.