There is an old saying ( Pigs get fat.

The allure of fat cash flow (at least on paper) and the low barrier of entry (down payment) never stop attracting new investors. 

I distinctly remember some moron writing about how he worked with an agent and lender for months to get under contract, then tried to shop them both last minute after all the work was done to save a couple hundred bucks on fees - to "trim the fat" in his words.

My name is Harrison, I am a farmer from New Zealand looking to start a syndication purchasing a mid to large scale dairy farm in New Zealand and was hoping for some help on my proposed structure of the deal to appeal to investors but also if you think something this unique would catch the eye of potential investors. dairy farms are paid by the amount of milk fats in the milk also called milk solids (MS)The current price per kg of milk solids is $9.70-$10.30 NZD but with global demand rising this price is predicted to continue up to all-time highs which presents a perfect time to invest into the industry. the current farm I am looking at would be an annual COC return of 8.62% for the investors at 85/15 with hopes of this rising through reducing expenses and milk prices rising, my thoughts around structure would be 1% acquisition fee, 85/15 profit split and unsure on what a typical disposition fee should be in this instance as I want to appeal to investors.Would love any help on the structure, who might be best to pitch to or if you have any interest in this or know of anyone who might, I'm more than happy to answer any questions :)Regards,Harrison Are you seeking investors from New Zealand or from the US?

I've shown a few to buyers that bordered the cemetery and they were a big fat NO.I guess all depends on where it is too, but in most of my markets we have huge international communities and they seem to care even more. 

It took along time to get our population as fat and ignorant as they are today (God bless them, LOL) there could be alot of pain and time whipping our country back into shape.I didn't know shoes can be woke, good thing I don't have any Nike lol.

He is living fat and happy just off of those 80 weeks he barters.And if you think PMs are dishonest, you ought to see some of the homeowner clients I've come across! 

So you not only have to increase production to get the price down there, but also increase production to out-grow OPECS reduction in production, because they will throttle production to keep there profit margin nice and fat. 

All the people who do not live there are sitting around in our underwear getting fat on our couches and are like "yeah they are mismanaging a wildfire" and most of us cannot put out a candle never mind a fire - like we are all now experts on how to put out wildfires....Haha I saw that too.

Was it essentially mandated by the federal government that everyone get it (regardless of your personal risk level - which if you aren't old and fat or have a pre-existing condition is almost nil)?