@Dakota CoburnI think you’re making a rash decision saying on brrrs going forward as you haven’t experienced that yet.

Also, we had a rash of car vandalism and windows broken a while back.

People make rash decisions when gripped with fear, and allowing them to just bail out on their obligations isn't the answer here.  

We are generally in a situation where we need to allow the current lease to expire, so we are rarely having to make rash decisions with no experience with the new inherited tenant.

This is part of what makes standup comedy a slightly different skill set than just writing them out because, in the written word, you don't have the benefit of hearing the tone of voice, facial expressions, or anything else about the delivery.So, you can make a lot of things funny, especially in a sarcastic way, if you focus not just on the words but on how you deliver them.