I'm guessing when he showed him the video of the job being done, he saw his workers sleeping soundly in sleeping bags on the floor LOL. 

I won't get into too much detail here, but there are a lot of Attorneys General looking to "bag" predators in the real estate market.

I tend toward saddle brown color which has seemed to remain ok through the really dark espresso phase which is beautiful but shows every hair and dust speck.

And where my mind goes is to have such a perfect exit walk-away to it all, for the "bag-hold"....

Condos and townhomes in the Bay Area are a mixed bag, so here’s how I’d think about it if I were in your shoes:HOA fees – They can definitely eat into your returns, especially if they’re high and don’t cover much besides landscaping and insurance.

Tampa proper is mixed bag of travelers so you could do better with a duplex style property near the airport and make it more for professionals. 

The 2 year certifications require dust swab samples from multiple areas (windows, window sills, floors) of each room (not basements) and the exterior must also pass visual inspection. 

.- We provide a supply of grease bags in the kitchen next to the sign about not putting grease down the drain.- We switched soaps because the stuff we were using had a foil seal on the top, and I didn't want all those little pieces of foil ending up in the drain.- We have a reminder to pump it every 2 years rather than 3-5 because the house sleeps 12 and gets a lot of traffic.

Buy in bulk rice, beans, 20-pound ham, 10-pound chicken packages, food banks, 50-pound bags of potatoes- white or russet costs less than red, ask your local grocer for a deal, 50 pounds of onions, 50 pounds of carrots, etc. 

no qualifying very little to no money down and you end up with a bunch of sleaze bag crooks doing the things describe this is why sellers are total and absolute fools to ever sell sub to.