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This guy sounds like a hoarder who spends all day watching television and hanging out with his cats.

I'm pretty close to leaping off, watch out below!

It's a small town when people looking for entertainment on a Sunday afternoon park at the bank to watch the time/temp sign change.It's a small town when the only traffic light only flashes during the day.It's a small town when the grocery store closes for lunch.It's a small town when the back of the church is city hall.It's a small town when the minister is the mayor and the justice of the peace and owns the real estate brokerage.It's a small town when everyone is related or use to be. :)

I love watching Shark Tank and have the utmost respect for all the investors on the show.

Then watch your appreciation grow!  

I watch everything that is buying and selling, I go look at everything, I see what solds are and I know the area like the back of my hand.

If you need drama watch TV.  

Just watch out for the up sell.

Watch out for the due on sale clause although that rarely happens which says that the lender can demand full repayment of the loan because the deem the transfer a sale.