I think @Matt Lineberger has some products that might work for you. 

Or am I the product of a paranoid father of a daughter... 

I am not sure if they are free to not share know defects if they say this. 

These teachers, are selling a product, not really teaching.These people are also playing on your desperation, they do not care if you're broke, lost a job, have a sick mother or if you're eating or not.

We boost revenue, not by raising taxes, but by increasing productivity.

Modular has struggled to get away from the "manufactured home" label here in the USA but the industry is producing a product that is comparable or better in quality than site-built.

I was wearing a half-respirator (3M-7000 series) with NIOSH-approved organic vapor cartridges, as detailed in the MSDS of the product, but I could not achieve cross-ventilation, even with the door to the closet removed. 

And as I review them each day, I am not only more productive, But I am able to constantly refocus myself on the things that matter most to me in my life.I use my goals as my plan which gives me direction in creating the life I want to live. 

I'd rather pay more for a durable product if it saves me in the long run. 

You've got a customer that wants to buy your product badly enough that she'll probably overpay.