All About those Rents

(A parody of the song "All About that Bass" by Meghan Trainor)

"All About Those Rents"

Because you know
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no slumlord
But I can bank it, bank it
Like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got the cribs cribs that all the peeps chase
And all the right homes in all the right places

I see the Craigslisters workin' that Photoshop
We know those digs ain't real
C'mon now, make it stop
If you got mansions, mansions, just post 'em up
'Cause every house of mine is lovely
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, bad tenants they don't seem to worry about an app
They say: "Here's a little more money to move me in tonight."
You know I won't be no push over desperate Barbie doll
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm
All about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents
Hey!

I'm bringing income in!
Go ahead and tell them bad slumlords that
No, I'm just playing. I know you think you're all that
But I'm here to tell ya
Every house of mine is lovely
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, bad tenants they don't seem to worry about an app
They say: "Here's a little more money to move me in tonight."
You know I won't be no push over desperate Barbie doll
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm
All about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents

Because you know I'm
All about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents

Because you know I'm
All about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents, no trouble
I'm all about those rents
'Bout those rents
'Bout those rents, 'bout those rents
Hey, hey, ooh
You know I like those rents