You also said that I am not trying to buy an investment property, but get lucky, like if paying for an overpriced item was going to do me any good. 

property tax's are so low compared to other markets that the net cash flow is stunningly close espeically like a place like Texas were you tax's would be 3X higher per door. 

If you have questions on how to do any of this... just ask... but do me one fav.

As someone also on the outside looking in, I'm stunned that there is little to no info on BP about LPs' experiences from investing with syndications over the past few years.

Do me a favor don’t delete your posts I wanna look at them as a memory for when I make it.

The 100k will help me do things faster without worrying about destitution and homelessness, but won't do me much good until I actually learn to do stuff, so its main function is getting me into my own place and sitting around for potential expenses, while I learn to actually bring in amounts of money that would make that 100k trivial.

I'm sorry that I missed your call, but do me a favor (pause) send me a text (pause) or (pause) leave me a voice mail.  

Some stunningly ill-informed advice being offered on this one, but @Jason Allen's input is pretty solid.

I've had a contractor do me dirty but I'm just waiting for the tides to turn and destroy her scam in a major way!

I was more than a little stunned when the sheriff attended the next neighborhood watch,  and announced that since he had threatened to kill me,  he could be shot on sight.