I’d probably write out a devastatingly clever response and then delete it.

prior to 08 meltdown .. buy low fix up and refi was the go to method there was no clever name for it.. just as described buy as is rehab and refinance.. this is what we did as HML prior to 08 I personally did a few thousand of them for clients..

Clever though..

I think it was a rather clever approach.

Solving this problem is not going to put a new Mercedes Benz in your garage, But if you are clever enough thinking entrepreneurially might just do that.Just my 2 cents.https://www.youtube.com/watch?

We are getting very close to that line. 

My initial thought is being able to "inspect" damage or a repair by having someone video it and send you the video, or you could watch live and ask questions.Second thought is having typical security cameras in common areas and being able to remotely review footage when someone has a complaint, at least to get a sense of what's going on.Seems like with modern technologies there should be some clever approaches that make remote management easier...Speaking of which, @Ryan Swan, there are electronic locks you can put on a door such that you can give a person a one-time code, and you get a record of exactly when they entered and left.

Explain your formulasNot my formulas, I'm not nearly clever enough to derive them myself, but I'd be happy to point you to my sources Joe. 

I read about how to stage for little money and the "beds" in all the rooms are air mattresses with walmart bed linens.

I am not being funny here or "clever".