People making those types of movies usually have an agenda... reality is often more... complicated. 

:show them the cam footage lol+1 on the "movie" night 

They even have a funeral home planned, and the city's first HyattLooking at upcoming development projects in Bakersfield you can see hotels, and movie theaters, Top golf, Tejon Ranch and Outlets, some of the largest commercial projects in the cities history.  

Quality furnishings and a decent/modern entertainment set up as you mentioned with high speed internet for streaming movies (night time or for rainy days) makes for an enjoyable experience, and maybe a game system.

You are lucky.Railings always break easily in the movies and the bad guy falls to his death.  

Turn off the news and turn on a family movie, play some board games.

It seems that restaurants, gyms, movie theaters, hotels, etc. are going to have a hard time coming back.

i have personally never had that offer when it wasn't to compensate for some sort of red flag, ie: past evictions, felony conviction, sex offender, drug dealer, or prostitution/porn But who knows, there's a first for everything!

That tax lien deal sounds like a Lifetime Channel movie!

First, you need to get bullet proof riot shield, 2 ferocious doberman pinschers, 3 cans of bear mace, 4 lbs of TNT....ok, enough movies and videos games for me.Diplomacy usually takes care of 50%, and then police, if you are lucky enough to live in an area where the police will respond to low priority noise complaints.FYI, police dispatchers in dense urban areas will give higher priority to multiple calls for a single address, make all the neighbors aware of this, so they all call at once.