When my brother and I started investing back in the stone age we watched the movie Sargent York with Gary Cooper on TV and we both said the same thing.

I've bought porn houses and a house formally owned by a preacher with a dildo collection that must have cost thousands.

remember the movie.

The Sheriff can't tell you what to mail or not unless you're sending illegal porn, drugs, other contraband.

What's that line Tom Cruise had to learn how to say from the movie "Jerry Maguire"?

I identify with the main protagonist (Peter Gibbons) from the movie Office Space:Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Because he employs family and friends in his movies, and because he always finishes what he started, even if he is not the smartest or most educated (in Will Smith's own words) - thus implanting a powerful subliminal message into everyone, especially fans of Will Smith.5) Indeed, the re-occurring theme of the seminar is family, family, family, family, family. 6) Another re-occurring theme: Church and God.7) A truly disgusting but typical Corporate America attempt to capitalize on food drives and charity.

Noone is going to make a major hollywood movie about some investor who goes from rags to riches one front door at a time.

Also I remember someone who was uncomfortable selling his house for cash as they literally envisioned a briefcase full of cash (like drug money in a movie).  

We enjoy inexpensive hobbies on our limited time off (beaches, gardening, home movies, BBQs with friends, etc.), so no cable, gym membership, etc.