Am I running around screaming that they’re trying to rip me off?

If it is because you think interest rates are going to come screaming down, I recommend not investing based off that theory.

The search would have turned up the issues and the insurer would have refused to issue the insurance, which would have been a screaming red flag. 

A good agent can tell you (1) what you’d realistically net if you sell as-is vs. after light updates, and (2) what rental demand looks like if you decide to hold.Bottom line: if the numbers don’t scream “keeper,” don’t force it.

My gut tells me this is gonna get bloody, mighty bloody. 

I would find a screaming, fully vetted deal (I would have bought it if I could take on more) and pitch it to my clients, but the reaction was mostly just lukewarm.. like, okay looks good, do you have something better?

In today's world, to beat the 1% on B class and above you basically have to be direct to seller and get a screaming BRRRR deal.

Perception & PricingHomes priced slightly below market sometimes get less attention because buyers assume something’s wrong.Pricing at or just above market can actually attract more serious buyers—especially if photos and staging scream “desirable neighborhood home.”4.

But from 4500 mailers there should have been at least a few people screaming take me off of your list, or maybe it didn't arrived yet.

You could keep the sleeper sofa if you want though it still seems tight.Decor is okay, but doesnt scream beach and doesnt do anything to make people remember it when searching for properties.