I'll run away screaming :-).  

Tenant got in their face screaming and carrying on. 

Like the sideliners, who are waiting for the market to crash - and don't realize that if buying scares you now, you won't buy when blood is in the streets.Renters are the biggest losers.

Right now I have saved enough money to put about 25% down on a fourth property and my local market in Boise is absolutely screaming but there is so much crazy stuff going on in the world right now, I think I’m gonna hang on to a little cash right now- fully  knowing inflation will eat a hole in it.

It was like all those people who that screamed they will move to Canada if Trump was elected.

And you come running into our brain-storming session, head wrapped in tinfoil screaming "NODKALSDdncnco jmodoisa OKJNSnf jdsooisao jsdaopjids"...... or whatever else gobbldie-gook. 

I am always amenable to receiving  a bottle of Screaming Eagle in lu of a mentoring fee like the guru's charge :)  If there ever was a guru worth 30k you would be one of those.

And if you tried to use your asset protection argument in closing, as has previously been noted, in many states (if not all), your butt (and your client's) would have been bloodied on response/rebuttal.This is where you say good night and good bye.

Then there were three way calls with us, our contractor, and his subcontractor screaming at him on the phone for not being paid for our project and prior projects they had been engaged in. 

For starters if The properties are already listed on the MLS and it was a screaming deal then it probably would’ve already been snatched up.