@Jerryll Noorden I'm half offendedon one hand, if all you love about me is my hair I consider that a dominating winbut on the other hand, We've been posting next to each for ~4 years and i get exclusively dismissed for love EXCEPT for my hair I'm a bit hurt to be honestalso, you definitely said more than one thing.

:More than a decade ago I was in the public library using the computers and this big, very pale, ash-blonde-haired dude sat down next to me in an almost-empty computer room.

Your hair has too many red red highlights and red means your angry and "triggered" the pit. 

Chris Rock was interviewed at a convention on Hair care products and he was talking to one lady who said she spent 800 a month on her hair.. he had no clue and was floored..

I want to see a pilot up front with some grey hair.

Has kept me from tearing my remaining hair out on occasion.

They are too busy whitening their teeth and brushing their hair to get dirty

And Italian taxes will make your hair stand on end.

I think you're splitting hairs here my man.

My father, who does not leave the house with a hair out of place and thinks you aren't dressed if you don't wear a belt is pleased, but still thinks I need to shave clean each and every day.