I know I'm not the only one, but as a serious buyer of properties, I never answer any of these since what serious buyer responds to generic solicitations?  

I like the idea of using voice mail to filter tire kickers, but I'm still using my personal, very generic voicemail greeting until I come up with something better.

you would like true hard wood floors instead of an engineered hard wood, that 1200 fridge is nice but that 2200 fridge is the one you really love. 1. define a scope of work-- the biggest problem is people just give generic info to contractors and say make it nice.

Especially if you have a generic sounding entity on the side to encumber it with. 

Local attorneys should know those unique landlord/tenant laws that may be specific to your area that a generic BP lease may not include.

I contemplated shutting this down - this is the generic version of "I've had it here, I'm leaving" post which isn't allowed per the rules, but it might be useful to head this off once.I'm sorry you don't find value here.

You'll have a contract with the government with a generic lease. 

I'm reaching out to people who are dealing with a very specific, anxiety-inducing problem, and I'm addressing this exact issue in my direct mail piece (pointing out the problem, highlighting the consequences of their inaction, and offering them a solution that is simple and easy for them to accept).It helps to know exactly who you're targeting (whatever their issue is), because it allows you to put yourself in their shoes and tailor your mail piece to communicate directly to those issues (rather than writing a generic message that doesn't really speak to their actual problem).

They look prepackaged and generic.

They may have also had a free moment but didn't want to deal with it later...pick up your phone... the postcards are very very generic.