Chicago and Cook County are more densely populated than other areas of the state.

Ask his wife and her mother to cook for you.  

No different than cooking your own dinner or paying for the convenience of having a Chef at the restaurant cook it. ya sounds good but your changing culture that has been going on for the buyers entire lifetime.

And the noise on the CA evacuation to Miami is stirring the pot as well. 

We did a podcast episode with them too last year so I can get you a little more detail on the process for here in Cook County.

Typically though functional plumbing, electrical, heating and ability to cook are required.

There should be a specific day of the week/month that refer is cleaned out of "forgotten" items.Your Rules should include cleaning up before leaving the kitchen (washing dishes, utensils, pots, and cleaning prep and table areas used) as well as rinsing tub surround and hanging towels to dry in their own rooms.

Instead of your properties being in one big pot, they are now in separate bowls. 

I did some projects around the house, chilled a bit, cooked a lot (I has now a stay at home husband with a working wife) and then decided that watching daytime TV and watching rents come in was not very fulfilling. 

I’ve heard of giving welcome gift baskets with things like light bulbs, pot holders, etc.