These are the drug addicts that will steal your tools and then help you look for them. 

Drug, drug, drug area.

Your comment, "Need drug dealers and hookers too." 

I spent a decade in the motorcycle industry selling parts but no matter how hard I tried I couldn’t convince managers in auto dealers that my experience was relevant; however, after moving to manufacturing, I was able to convince my employer that my experience turning wrenches at home qualified me to be a technician even though I had no professional experience and hadn’t satisfied their alternative time on the job requirement.

Sorry forgot to list experimenting w drugs! 

That sounds more like drugs than drunk, but it's crazy either way.

They contacted me and asked me to work about 8 hours a day doing drug screens on their essential personnel. 

No more spending 10 hours at a dealer getting handed over to the closer then the finance guy who trys to up sell you on that True coat etc LOL.. 

If you're looking for a little risk, I play around with some pharma's who are close to FDA approval for a drug or who have a hot drug in their pipeline.

My point is when you hear fed printing billions via q.e. all that new money goes directly into bonds (major bond market support) or as reserves on primary dealers balance sheets.