You will notice if you dig around BP a lot of discussion about TurnKey - this is your number one solution!

Innovative Closing Solutions, LLC.  

No wonder they just up and left.I want to live up to our company's name as much as possible...Winning Solutions.

I have gotten trees trimmed electrical service repaired and skylight leaks stopped all in just a matter of a few days and they have not had to lift a finger or even think about it.  

you know the solution, you just want to try and go around it. 1. get a job (now you have income)2. get some credit cards (now you have credit)3. save some money (now you have assets)4. apply for hard money loan. crawl before you walk, walk before you run, run before you fly.

What you could do is partner with someone as a solution.

Given the rental yields here in the Bay Area, a lot of local investors are looking to the midwest to deploy capital, so you're definitely barking up the right tree!

So like most all investors starting out, I have run into a money problem, but I believe I have several solutions.  

Luckily soon after uncovering my problem, I seemingly found my solution, 203K loans (thanks federal government!). 

Septic tanks are designed to last 50+ years depending how they are cared for (no grease and such) and without tree roots growing into the leeching field.