They aren't around on the weekends when my signs are up. 

Have a great weekend!

I would ask them to cooperate holding an open house next weekend and see how they respond.

Playing golf during weekends?

It's a free club run by volunteers who have a monthly lunch and learn with expert speakers and occasionally they also hold an evening/weekend event for those who can't attend weekday meetings.See you around town!

With that said, I'm willing to offer free work on the weekends, door knocking, mowing grass, hell I don't care.

Labor day weekend, HW co would not send someone out same day.   3+ hours on phone with them, finally hired my own plumber and got leak detection done. 

Henry Ford was on to something when he said you could have any color you wanted as long as it was black.I love it when my landlord says the rent is due on the first of the month and late fees kick in on the fifth of the month (no exceptions for weekends or holidays).

You don't need to amass all of your renovation skills at once, but you will learn your skills over time.There are three things you need to successfully renovate houses:Knowledge - Basic knowledge and understanding of construction means and methods.Skill/Ability - Physical skill and ability to put your knowledge into practice.Tools - Tools that help you perform certain trades/tasks & repairs more efficiently.KnowledgeI would say YouTube is going to be the most valuable resource to look up 'How To' videos and learn about renovating houses.Home Depot sometimes has workshops on the weekend where you can learn how to tile and do other projects, which might be worth checking out as well.Skill/AbilityOnce you have a basic knowledge and understanding of 'How', you can put your learned skills to the test.  

I actually just got a 4-plex under contract this weekend!