I live in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia and when I am driving to and from work I see lots of bandit signs and my heart just flutters because I know that I need to get into the game.

If they flutter, ask why, put them on the spot!

The first week I told my landlord that the kitchen ceiling light fluttered, flickered, stayed off, suddenly turned on, etc.   

No amount of rent control legislation has ever changed that basic reality anywhere in America, despite all the hand fluttering and pearl clutching.We live in a country where no one has any money aside and Bankrate.com estimates that a $1K emergency would push 60% of Americans into debt.

While multiple appliances are firing, the tissue or TP should be held near the appliance hood, and you want to see how it flutters.

"There are a bunch of birds fluttering around under the deck after dark and they are scaring the kids."  

Flutter flags?

I'll be outside picking dandelions and waving at individual butterflies as they flutter past. 

The gaps and shrinkage just don't warrant refinishing it though, it will never be "right" (but man, if I could rip and out and repurposed it my heart flutters).

There are plenty of people who make money off this who flutter their hands and insist it's incredible dangerous to bid on properties at a foreclosure auction, but really, it's not, once you've spent a few months learning the process and the law in your state and county.