How does one go about buying real estate on Mars?

How does one go about buying real estate on Mars?

Rental Property Investor · Ithaca, NY · Member since 2015 · 1k+ posts · 1k+ votes

It's going to happen. One day, maybe in our life time maybe in our kid's life time. Elon Musk wants to terraform the red planet back to green and blue. Let's say it works and we can now travel to our neighboring planet. You're the first investor to be blasted off to Mars. How would you go about purchasing land? What kind of land would you purchase? (natural resources, flat land, waterfront, etc.) How would you protect your land? This is the wild, wild, west...I mean Mars. 

Now this is for fun, so please don't take it seriously. You can be as creative as you want.

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Rental Property Investor · Batavia, IL · Member since 2018 · 452 posts · 672 votes
6y

All I can say is the due diligence process would be out of this world...

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  • Rental Property Investor · Batavia, IL · Member since 2018 · 452 posts · 672 votes
    6y

    All I can say is the due diligence process would be out of this world...

  • Rental Property Investor · Ithaca, NY · Member since 2015 · 1k+ posts · 1k+ votes
    6y

    @Scott Passman

    Haha buyer beware!

  • Nathan GesnerBusiness Member
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    Real Estate Broker · Cody, WY · Member since 2010 · 28k+ posts · 41k+ votes
    6y

    PM me and I'll provide you instructions on where to send your payments. It's currently going for $100 an acre so get it while the market's hot!

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  • Rental Property Investor · Batavia, IL · Member since 2018 · 452 posts · 672 votes
    6y

    @nathan g at $100/acre the returns would be unreal! Although, financing for this kind of investment would be quite alien to me. Perhaps I can probe for some extraterrestrial sources of income to get a lender or some foreign investors to believe me.

  • Mike CumbieBusiness Member
    REALTOR® · Brockport, NY · Member since 2015 · 3k+ posts · 4k+ votes
    6y

    @Nathan Gesner

    Luckily you can buy Mikes1AcreMarsBucks (good for 1 acre) for the low low price of $80.00 U.S. Only good for purchasing Real Estate on the Red Planet.

  • Rental Property Investor · Durham, NC · Member since 2016 · 7k+ posts · 7k+ votes
    6y

    @Nick Rutkowski. Well currently it’s like buying property on the moon, which you can actually do but it’s unenforceable which means your “deed” is worthless.

    In all seriousness, (looking at this from an engineers perspective), colonizing mars to a permanent level is going to take most of this century if not longer. Fun discussion though!

  • Mike CumbieBusiness Member
    REALTOR® · Brockport, NY · Member since 2015 · 3k+ posts · 4k+ votes
    6y

    "moon, which you can actually do but it’s unenforceable which means your “deed” is worthless."

    False: As exulted ruler of mars I declare all deeds purchased with "mikes1acremarsbucks" true and correct and good for all debts on Mars public and private!

  • Daniel SmythPro Member
    Rental Property Investor · Rockford, IL · Member since 2019 · 471 posts · 342 votes
    6y

    @Nick Rutkowski

    Considering the fact that you can buy stars and areas of the Moon, this is not so silly.

    Sell sell sell!

  • Rental Property Investor · Ithaca, NY · Member since 2015 · 1k+ posts · 1k+ votes
    6y

    @Nathan G.

    Lol good one.

  • Rental Property Investor · Ithaca, NY · Member since 2015 · 1k+ posts · 1k+ votes
    6y

    @Scott Passman

    Don’t do too much probing! Russia might catch on!

  • Rental Property Investor · Ithaca, NY · Member since 2015 · 1k+ posts · 1k+ votes
    6y

    @Caleb Heimsoth

    There goes my dreams and aspirations for being the first RE investor! Darn....haha

  • Rental Property Investor · Ithaca, NY · Member since 2015 · 1k+ posts · 1k+ votes
    6y

    @Daniel Smyth

    Maybe I can pull a Walt Disney and buy up all the land and then turn it into a theme park.

  • Joe SplitrockPro Member
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    Rental Property Investor · Sioux Falls, SD · Member since 2015 · 9k+ posts · 18k+ votes
    6y

    @Nick Rutkowski sorry to burst your bubble but the United Nations 1967 Outer Space Treaty says you can't own Mars. You are far from the first person to ponder this question. There is an entire Wikipedia page devoted to Extraterrestrial Real Estate. It is out of this world...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_real_estate

  • Rental Property Investor · Ithaca, NY · Member since 2015 · 1k+ posts · 1k+ votes
    6y
    Originally posted by @Joe Splitrock:

    @Nick Rutkowski sorry to burst your bubble but the United Nations 1967 Outer Space Treaty says you can't own Mars. You are far from the first person to ponder this question. There is an entire Wikipedia page devoted to Extraterrestrial Real Estate. It is out of this world...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_real_estate


    Darn, yeah my owning Mars idea isn't working too well. Maybe in the future changes could be made to own Mars. Hopefully the new idea will take off like a rocket. Ha ha ha.

  • Mike CumbieBusiness Member
    REALTOR® · Brockport, NY · Member since 2015 · 3k+ posts · 4k+ votes
    6y

    @Joe Splitrock

    I would make the argument that the UN has no sway or control over another planet. Because I would be denouncing my earthly citizenship as my spaceship pulled out of orbit enroute to my new home. My new country Mikenation would not join their silly little club so they can argue with each other over my ownership. 

  • Joe SplitrockPro Member
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    Rental Property Investor · Sioux Falls, SD · Member since 2015 · 9k+ posts · 18k+ votes
    6y

    @Mike Cumbie you are a realtor, so tell me how do you spin those -100 degree temperatures and the fact that no plant life can exist? Correct me if I am wrong but sub-zero dessert landscape on a water less planet seems like a tough location. Even for someone of your excellent marketing skills. @Russell Brazil can probably help you sell some lots. Just get Jeff Bezos to run a shuttle between DC and Mars. It can be HQ3. I heard Bezos is shopping for a planet after his bid to buy earth fell through.

  • Eastern Mass & Central Maine · Member since 2009 · 252 posts · 135 votes
    6y

    I own Mars acreage that I may be willing to part with for pennies on the dollar.

  • Russell BrazilBusiness Member
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    Real Estate Agent · Washington, D.C. · Member since 2012 · 17k+ posts · 30k+ votes
    6y

    Dr Manhattan has already claimed Mars

  • Mike CumbieBusiness Member
    REALTOR® · Brockport, NY · Member since 2015 · 3k+ posts · 4k+ votes
    6y

    @Joe Splitrock

    Sick of raking leaves? Now is the time to grab these large already cleared 1 acre lots on Mars. No annoying code requirements to prevent you from building your dream home today! All of our lots are certified Pest and Mold free! You also won't find any lead based paint. Stunning views like the Kodiak without the worry of being mauled by a bear! Call for your personalized showing today! They won't last!!!

  • Santa Rosa, CA · Member since 2017 · 325 posts · 701 votes
    6y

    How is it we have not discussed the true problem here.    All these oxygen breathing earth privileged people thinking they can just "buy" something that is not theirs.   The native chemoliphotrophic microorganisms have all rights to the planet.   Just because it will take millennia for them to develop into to multi-celled organisms does not make them "inferior".   Stop Gentrification of Mars!!!!!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithotroph#Chemolithotrophs

    Note:   For those with an underdeveloped sense of humor this is what we refer to as sarcasm.  

  • Multifamily Syndicator · Houston, TX · Member since 2016 · 1k+ posts · 2k+ votes
    6y

    I will buy low knowing a recession will be coming...

    Everybody knows that there is always a bust after a BOOM, especially to Mars...

  • Investor · Fort Washington, MD · Member since 2014 · 1k+ posts · 1k+ votes
    6y

    trump can easily sell many of his followers deeds on Mars. 

  • Investor · Johns Creek, GA · Member since 2017 · 463 posts · 488 votes
    6y

    @Nick Rutkowski if there are aliens who sell the land, I would study extraterrestrial creature psychology and see how we can motivate them, and turn them into "motivated sellers".

  • Rental Property Investor · Aurora, CO · Member since 2018 · 5 posts · 3 votes
    6y

    @Nick Rutkowski

    I'm in! How much for my share of the theme park?

  • Member since 2018 · 3 posts · 0 votes
    6y

    @Mike Cumbie

    Errah.

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