A silly request! Need some catchy 1-2 liners for marketing...

[Jeff Trevarthen]

Hello all,

I'm going to send out some postcards to non owner occupied properties for my property management business that I'm getting off the ground. However, I'm drawing a blank as to some funny catch phrases.

Do you have any funny one or two liners that you might share with me that I may be able to build a postcard around?

Thanks in advance.

Jeff