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12 Days of Xmas for Landlords
Thought I'd have some fun with holiday songs...Merry Christmas everyone.
On the first day of Xmas my rental gave to me, a squatter who is living for free
On the second day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 2 frozen pipes and a squatter who is living for free.
On the third day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes and a squatter who is living for free.
On the fourth day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.
On the fifth day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.
On the sixth day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 6 midnight phone calls, 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.
On the seventh day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 7 reasons for no rent, 6 midnight phone calls, 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.
On the eighth day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 8 spots a leaking, 7 reasons for no rent, 6 midnight phone calls, 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.
On the ninth day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 9 new work orders, 8 spots a leaking, 7 reasons for no rent, 6 midnight phone calls, 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.
On the tenth day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 10 city violations, 9 new work orders, 8 spots a leaking, 7 reasons for no rent, 6 midnight phone calls, 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.
On the eleventh day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 11 days without heat, 10 city violations, 9 new work orders, 8 spots a leaking, 7 reasons for no rent, 6 midnight phone calls, 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.
On the twelfth day of Xmas my rental gave to me: 12 nights putting my tenant up in a hotel, 11 days without heat, 10 city violations, 9 new work orders, 8 spots a leaking, 7 reasons for no rent, 6 midnight phone calls, 5 bullsh*t lawsuits, 4 new vacancies, 3 feuding tenants, 2 frozen pipes, and a squatter who is living for free.
Anybody else got a fun song to share?