The other guy (much more handsome sexy, with beautiful curly flowing hair...) he leans against a palm tree, cracks open a coconut and get out a coconut tree worm.. munches on the rest and sips the water and says "aaahhhhhh" remember those old Coca Cola commercials right before the movie starts?

When you pay yourself back, you're that much further ahead...not sexy products, but very functional when structured correctly. 

But also, my wife and I floated the idea to let our children slowly buy their way in as they grow into teens and young adults.The IRS says I can only gift my children so much money, and I don't really want to gift them anything.

Rich Dad Poor Dad is awesome, I just had my 15 year old read it and my 12 year old is currently reading Rich Dad Poor Dad for Teens.

I know this isn’t the fast sexy route.

Just look at this sexy paint job.

The paintball field would have plenty of "teenager type" positions as well as some management of those teens, potentially by older more responsible teens, marketing, maintenance, etc.

Not to mention the fact that marijuana use in teens, DUIs, violent crimes and armed robbery have all declined in states that have legalized pot in some form or another...... not that were discussing the social ramifications.I could continue to rattle off talking points but the TLDR is: depending on who you speak to the marijuana industry gets a bad wrap, in my humble opinion its nothing short of a windfall for states that have embraced it....

It is almost as sexy as cat urine but still pretty sexy. 

They are not sexy, and so point B above is not really a factor.