You can find one that specializes in STRs. 

They’re travel nurses, consultants, production crews—folks who care about fast Wi-Fi, flexibility, and an easy, turnkey stay.That means the play isn’t chasing ‘location, location, location.’

If someone is NOT using their balance sheet, it is very very very rare they have "special" terms because they are selling one of the products from the institution.

Why would you want to work a real job and save your money when you can do stupid stuff on Youtube, hawk junk products and try to get free AirBnb stays? 

Find an investor friendly agent that specializes in house hacking.

Everything you do has to be sent to a "special" All in One Department that your not allowed to talk to at the bank. 

I'll look more into hybrid/segmented special assessments.You'd think lenders would be mostly okay with these, since while it's true that only a portion of the units are responsible for repayment, the loan amount itself (their risk/skin in the game) is lowered by the same factor (slashed in half in my case).I know this is silly and I probably won't go down that route, but part of me is thinking, "I'll be the lender myself - I'll give them a less predatory (but still win-win) interest rate - if anyone has to collect interest here, why not it be me?"

With over half a decade of working for mid-sized accounting organizations specializing in financial reporting, budget/forecasting, and compliance.

Hi everyone,I’m considering buying a 2,500 sq ft commercial property with this deed restriction (in place until 2037):“Neither Grantee nor its successors, assigns or legal representatives, lessees, or sublessees, shall conduct or permit the conduct on the Property of, and the Property shall never be used for:(i) a grocery or convenience store selling at retail any food or food products, dairy products, beer, wine or other alcoholic beverages for consumption off the premises;(ii) the retail sale of any food or food products, beer, wine or other alcoholic beverages for consumption on or off the premises.”My plan is to use the space as an event venue (birthdays, weddings, baby showers, etc.), where renters bring/cater their own food and drinks.

Have you checked @Upen Patel as he has some products that could meet your criteria