The tilting floors are a give away.I know that you don't want to be to the northeast of a cranberry bog as pesticides sprayed by helicopter are carried by the prevailing southwest winds.It's that level of detail that automation just won't be able to replace.I agree that the old school style of brokerage with the big office with plate glass windows on Main St might want to re-think things. 

During a close encounter with a wolf, people should do the following: Stand tall and make themselves look larger.Calmly but slowly back away and maintain eye contact.If the wolf does not run away immediately, continue making yourself large, keeping eye contact, and backing away.Do not turn your back on the wolf or run away.

A glass of wine a day might help my cold heart.

Lets not also overlook the fact the doors above are mostly glass - a solid black door would look different.

Hi, After buying over 5 doors in the DC metro, it looks like I am having trouble financing the next purchase due to my debt-to-revenue ratio. As DC real estate is expensive, loans tend to be jumbo and one ratio is cau...

@Aidan Mulligan In addition to pit bulls because they might be dangerous, I ban short people because they sometimes fail to clean the tops of the cupboards, tall people because they sometimes don’t notice the dirty floors, fat people because they can be hard on the carpets, and skinny people because, well, I’ve put on a few pounds lately and I just don’t want that kind of thing around me.Kevin (previous owner of two Rottweiler rescues, current owner of rott/pit mix rescue).

I personally would also try and get some better photos, it seems like you are getting showings but I think the photos are lacking, better photos I think have the potential to greatly increase the chance of getting someone to 'fall in love' with the home before they ever get their in person which sometimes is all we need for them to view minor imperfections with rose-colored glasses versus looking for reasons not to buy.I know their is no silver bullet in there but just my thoughts, overall though, it's a good neighborhood and seems to be priced fairly. 

Your rental car is stolen while you're standing in the tall grass admiring your burnt-out husk, and a one-eyed squirrel with no tail mugs you while you are walking to the local bodega to ask through the bulletproof glass if you can use their phone to call a taxi, who laughs and hangs up on you when you give the location.  

I had to remove over twelve trees, some of those are 50' tall trees that were uprooted and slammed down across the driveways. 

@Alex Nelson, I just poured myself a glass of bourbon reading your story.