@Awe Jude, I'm concerned like @James Hamling that you have already purchased the property, and now you are looking at what to do with it.

It was probably the most expensive Q&A we have ever paid for.

Also, I your target areas, anytime you see a "we buy ugly houses" type sign, text that number and let them know you are a buyer and would like be added to their list.  

Passiveinvesting.com is an operator in multifamily, self storage, build to rent and car washes. 

Try power washing the house

My new cleaners take the laundry with them so I have to have 3 sets of linens so there is one on the beds, one set in the closet for emergencies, and one set to take to wash. 

It's been on Zillow for about six weeks (most inexpensive in the neighborhood), and the # 1 comment we have is they do not like that the washing machine and dyers are coin-op and that they are in the basement.

@Diego A.

I drove through Cade's Cove two weeks ago hoping to climb to Gregory's Bald with my kids (road to the trail head was actually washed out so that was a bummer) but we saw several there too.

Was he just playing mind games?