Reasonable and insurance companies do not belong in the same sentence.

Just use the broken record technique - just keep repeating that same sentence every time she starts in again. 

Say that sentence out loud -- does that make any sense or sound realistic to you?

Wikipedia says he is currently serving an 88 months sentence in jail for failure to pay taxes

most of those tickers are tech and nasdaq related, so it makes perfect sense they're higher now than in dec '18 (your last sentence). is there any reason for them to trade higher?

The last sentence of her rant after throwing you and your company under the bus, she mentioned "The Ladies in the office are Awesome".

Jason, Based on your last sentence, I think you're making an assumption that landlords are wealthier than the tenants who rent their buildings. 

One major suggestion: Provide a "hover" box that provides the first few sentences of a post when you are looking at the list in the forum, so you can decide before you click on it if you even want to click on it.

They invariably use the same copy/pasted sentence that reads like "members are sitting on paper gains of...".

I was going to comment, with that last, unfinished sentence, that there is a beautiful McMansion, not too far from us (in very expensive "horse" farm country on the road we take to get up to Annapolis) that has been sitting vacant, with a for sale sign out front, ever since it was built over 10 years ago!