Now, not fair to judge all apples by fact of some rotten ones, right.

Would apple be where it is today if no one heard of Steve Jobs?

How do you like them apples?!!!

But babies and dogs are comparing apples with oranges, two different categories, and babies don't create extra septic strain. 

I am available or I give them a number to call if I know I won't be available.I see this as a way to scare the bad apples into doing what they should have been doing all along.If your multiple time zones away or will not be available for certain guests, give them a number to someone who can be available. 

Are we comparing apples to apples or apples to oranges?

My advice to my 16-year old self would be:1 - Don't get married2 - Listen to the guy that told you to buy Apple in 2003. 

Or Apple around 35. 

I find the calculations with S&P500 and rentals to be challenging because it's not an apples to apples comparison.

Apple is tacking $100 billion of new investment onto the $500 billion it has already committed.